7. You will definitely Show up to your house super late
And then say, “I made it before the pictures. Stop overreacting.”
8. It leaves you Feeling stupid about Everything you ever worry about
Act like all the things you’re really worried about (like your curls falling out or whether you look too shiny in pics) are stupid.
Easy for him to say when all he has to worry about is picking out the right color tie (which there’s no guarantee he’ll even be able to do).
